Woo, I'm back! Now I get to begin the painstaking process of catching up on everything I've missed in the past week. In the mean time, have a meme it seems I missed out on:

Give me a character or pairing. I'll answer each prompt with a sentence (screw ten words, I like cheating grammar).

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack!fic
4. Crossover
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humour
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST

Title: Twenty Moments in the Life of Astrid Damiell
Author: Lazulidragon
Character:Astrid
Word Count:OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND 9119
Warnings: A inordinately large number of OCs to fill out her family and such, one of whom is rather foul-mouthed, for which I apologize profusely.
Rating: PG-13?
Disclaimer/Notes/Whatever: I do not own Fire Emblem, nor am I profiting from this fanwork in any way. I'll bet you forgot I was even writing this, yeah? God knows I almost did. Originally I claimed this under the August theme list, but I kind of abandoned that a long time ago. Er, sorry. And I should probably add, spoilers for all of FE 9, and heavy influence from FE 10.

( “I mean I will not marry him,” Astrid snapped, “and it does not matter what you say, I will not change my mind!” )

Damned if I know. I hate writer's block. Anyway, have a meme instead:

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your blog or journal.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions. And thus the endless cycle of the meme goes on and on and on and on.

( answers for ergoipsofacto )

Meme time again.

The first ten people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing / character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability. If you absolutely cannot write, I do not see why you would not be able to offer drawings or icons or something instead.

Don't be alarmed if I don't reply for a while, though. I have a lot of studying to do.

ALSO



OH, WADE.

Written today and barely edited because I have no time.

Challenge: 16 – Disillusionment
Title: Our Thoughts Rise to Heaven
Word Count: 365
Game: Radiant Dawn
Warnings: spoilers through endgame, certain liberties with Tellian religion

( Laura has a crisis of faith )

My random crap to fanwork ratio is so horrificly screwed it's not even funny. Oh, well.

Association Meme: Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

From misheard( Read more... )

I am so awesome, I fail to meet deadlines I set for myself. So you get two drabbles for the price of one this month, not thirty minutes before January actually ends!

Title: Bureaucracy
Month: December 2008
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Inspired by my brother's rants about how there's no reason for a trash compactor to have a tape recorder on it.

( “Hey, it looks kind of like a tape deck!” )

Title: Paranoia
Month: January 2009
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13/very soft R? (The format limits the number of cursewords I can throw in, see)
Notes: spoilers through Tag, which incidentally is as far as I've read.

( ...they'll need hazmat suits in case the terrorists try anything chemical... )

The funniest thing I've read all week, courtesy of my cousin, who got it from her professor, who got it from God knows where:

( mental retardity is a universal flaw of all human beings )
C-cannot...stop...laughing...

From Mini:
Name a character (or characters) and I'll tell you all the pairings with them that I like (or have considered for any length of time), and what I think of all of them.

Ask away, I have a lot of really random crack pairings tucked away, and I seem to be good at infecting other people with them.

Title: Conversations in the Mountains of Daein
Word Count: 2415
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Very, very late giftfic for misheard, who kindly allows me to indulge in excessive OC fanfic. Man, I don't even know where I was going with this anymore. Also, lol at the overly pretentious title, sorry.

( Do you ever get the feeling we might be on the wrong side? )

Um, hello. I've been pretty busy with family over the past couple of days, but it's all over now. Mini, I owe you fic, I'll have it done by tomorrow, probably. Please harangue me about it, else it might join all the other half-finished drafts on my harddrive.

( Anyway, have some icons to tide you over )
So. Thoughts, I guess?

Also, random aside: Deadpool can be used as a font color in html! Now I can have little yellow, er, letters, yay!

Challenge: 05 – Unsaid Words
Title: As If It Were That Simple
Word Count: 500
Game: Radiant Dawn
Warnings: Major spoilers through endgame (second playthrough).

As an aside: I suck at titles, and apparently the only way I can handle Sephiran's character is to take advantage of the fact that Pelleas obviously doesn't have a handle on his character, either. :/

( Don't )

Title: Untitled
Month: November 2008
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: I have not read any of the novels, though I have picked up a lot of spoilers via fanfic.

( My lady... )

I think I need to come up with a consistent header. Oh, well.

I feel like I'm a bit late with this, but I really haven't had a lot of time. Actually, after this week I probably won't have any time until the holiday break itself, but oh well.

Anyway, I'm open for requests, which I've never really done for the holiday season before. Fic is best, but if you really, really want art or icons, I suppose I can try, but I make no promises. I assume everyone here knows my fandoms, yes? If you have questions, just ask.

Challenge: 1 – Beginning
Title: Coronation
Word Count: 100
Game: Radiant Dawn
Warnings: Spoilers for Kilvas. Yeah, that.

( Nestling, what's wrong? )

I actually already had this written for another project, but it's convenient that the first fe_drabble theme applies. In my head, at least. Anyway, my original intention was to have one drabble for every month, and to have each of them be for a different fandom. So far I have this one, two variations for Dr. Horrible, neither of which I like that much, a Babylon 5 one that's too long, and one for Wall-E (what?). I'd like to do one for Star Control and one for Batman, but other than that I'm really not sure, so if anyone has suggestions I'd like to hear them.

Now I had better get back to actual essay writing, eh? :/

So, when I got a printer for my dorm room, I discovered that pretty much all new printers have scanners built in these days, and I finally got around to playing with it this week. So now I have some random sketches for my efforts--though I warn you, they are only sketches, and they're really light and I haven't resized them or anything.

Really this is just an excuse for me to blather on about fandom for a little while, since I haven't made a post in a while. So.

( Vir Cotto )
( Laura )
( Moist )
( Commissioner Gordon )

You know, something tells me that this isn't really the best meme for me. Oh, well. Stolen from misheard

Give me a fandom and I will tell you my...

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:

Hello, dear f-list of almost nobody! I am now here to tell you about the wonderful piece of internet crazy called Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. If you haven't watched it yet, go! No, seriously, it's hilarious! And the songs are actually really good, especially the "with my freeze ray" and "brand new day" ones. The third part is supposed to go up tomorrow.

Edit: And then he went and gave it a depressing ending. Damn.

We got a wireless router yesterday, so now my brother can finally beat people up in Brawl over teh intarwebs (I think I may be causing lag by being on the internet myself right now, but I'm not sure). Yay! And, well, apparently you pick a name for yourself when you're playing? We are now known as Kosh, my brother and I. It makes perfect sense, since we are all Kosh, see.

You also apparetly can have text pop up when you taunt, so we've been trying to fill in appropriate Kosh quotes. Unfortunately for us, while Kosh has some awesome lines, they tend to either one-word responses ("Yes," "Good," etc.) or far too long for those little boxes ("The avalanch has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote."). The rest make very little sense without the conversation as context (see icon). I think "Who are you?" works, at least. Anyway, then we started trying to fill in other good Babylon 5 quotes, but the best ones are always too long. Or completely nonsensical.

Alas.

the ☂APRIL☂ showers bring ✿MAY✿ flowers meme
Because there's nothing like a meme when you should be doing something else.

( Also, my drabble for Mini )